TOW #10 - "God Weirded Out By Christian Who Loves Him After Only Month In Church"

The Onion 

    In this satirical article from the Onion, the author writes about the now severed ties between God and devout Christian, Christian Dale Evans. The author includes quotes from an interview with God and a sarcastic/sardonic tone to poke fun at people who proclaim themselves at devout worshippers of God despite only following him for a short amount of time.     

Christian Dale Evans came across God just one month ago. The Divine Creator, God himself, responded to this as a "super creepy" situation. "He's only gone to services for three or four Sundays now, and yet he's already trying to talk to me every night and telling all his family and friends about how great I am--It's kind of unsettling," God told the Onion. Obviously, God did not come down to talk to the Onion and tell them that this man was creeping him out. However, by being sarcastic in ridiculing this "Christian who came to love God in only one year," the Onion illustrates the ridiculousness of people who claim to be a devout believer after years of not really caring for religion. When the Onion asked God about how he would deal with this situation, he said that he didn't need "another toxic relationship with a f*cked-up Christian." Evans reportedly did not take any time to get to know Him before he claimed that he wanted to be with God forever, and that was upsetting to God. Likewise, if someone in today's world practiced Christianity for one month and then went to confess his/her love for him, God would cut all ties. "A little admiration here and there is okay," but going from zero to 6o in the blink of an eye" will only make His skin crawl.     


 By including quotes from God, the author is able to add to the humor of this article. However, his sardonic and sarcastic tone acts as criticism of the issue at hand; people "going from zero to 60 in the blink of an eye." Both of these rhetorical devices  help in bringing light to this issue in hopes of having readers realize the ridiculousness of this situation. 

IRB Intro Post #2 - Blink By Malcolm Gladwell

Blink by Malcolm Gladwell

     For my second IRB, I chose Blink by Malcolm Gladwell. He is a critically acclaimed author and psychologist who had his book The Tipping Point become a bestseller. This fascinating book revolves around the concept of thinking without actually thinking; the decision people people make or actions done without much thought. It goes in depth behind the reasons why some people become brilliant decision-makers, while others struggle to make even the simplest choice. He discusses about how our brains work and how that ties into the decision-making skills of people. A very interesting theory he proposes is the art of "thin-slicing - filtering the very few factors that matter from an overwhelming number of variables." A couple years ago I came across Malcolm Gladwell's book Outliers and thoroughly enjoyed myself. I remembered seeing Blink  in my father's bookshelf, and seeing that I enjoy his books I thought I would give this one a try.

TOW #9 - Clinton Supporters React to Election Results

A Devastating Loss for Clinton Supporters

     This image was taken moments after the voting results were announced at Hillary Clinton's election night event at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center on November 8, 2016 in New York City. Photographer Drew Angerer effectively captured the fear of the American citizens who would become victims of America's political system with Donald Trump as president. Angerer chose to focus not on one specific individual, but a whole diverse group of people: white women, colored women, colored men: all of whom are devastated by the outcome. This image which showcases the fear on every body's faces and a diverse group of people effectively convey to the audience about how a great deal of people feel towards our new President. 

     Throughout Trump's campaign for presidency, many racial and sexist slurs have been brought about. With scandals being uncovered about his mistreatment of women, tensions have been increasingly high days before the election. These high tensions brought about great emotional stress, and when the results were in, people broke. All of the people in this photograph are seen undergoing some sorts of emotional distress, whether they be signing in resignation or crying in heartache. It is not just the facial expressions that are important hear, but also the sheer number of people with this look of dismay. By highlighting a group of upset people, rather than a single individual, the photographer can get across the idea that many people are unhappy. Ironic how the happiness of the people is something that the U.S. prides them self in upholding. 

     By targeting minority figures in the U.S., Trump has created a great amount of enemies amongst members of the female and non-white community. Many of the promises he made during his campaign would bring disastrous consequences upon these people. Those who feared him fought desperately alongside Clinton, but when the results came in, all realized the fate that awaited them. Amongst the people photographed, more than half are women or colored. The photographer's decision to showcase people of many different races allows his audience to see the reactions of those who will become oppressed under his rule. Angerer is not sharing the fear of the white privileged males, but instead of the females and racial minorities. 

     The spotlight is put upon a great many of people who share two common characteristics: fear and being of a racial/gender minority. With knowledge of Trump's candidacy, all were frightened and could only watch with horror as their new President was inaugurated. They knew that Trump would not make America great again; at least, not for them. 

TOW #8 - IRB: "They Poured Fire on Us From the Sky"

Benson Deng, Alephonsion Deng, and Benjamin Ajak

     The journey of the three Lost Boys of Sudan continues in They Poured Fire on Us From the Sky. After years of separation, the brothers and their cousins are finally reunited in a rebel camp. However, their harrowing experiences have yet to cease as death remains a commonality in their daily life. This book serves to honor those who died by this conflict that the adults who dragged the innocent into the war. The extent of their horrors are effectively portrayed by their use of diction. 

     Throughout this memoir, Alepho, Benson, and Benjamin take turns in recounting their individual experiences. Because they were all of a very young age, the details and the diction they use to share their experiences have an air of innocence that sharply contrasts with the brutality they discuss. For example, when the youngest boy Benjamin recalls the time he and the other refugees were forced into the Gilo by the Ethiopian government troops, "whether or not you could swim you had to dive into that water. Even if you could swim, a lot of people stepped on you. Many people died. [His] leg wound was so bad, but the Lord God helped [him]" (145). This boy is talking about being stomped to death or being shot. But he so simply tells it because as a child, it would have been difficult for him to fully comprehend the situation. All he could understand was that people were dying, and he had to pray for survival. The diction that he uses is very limited and not particularly sophisticated, but it effectively emphasizes his innocence in contrast to the brutality that he experienced at such a young age. Although there is no figurative language that provides the reader with a context to form a visual, the innocence emanating from the boy is enough to show how horrific the event was. 

      Every moment the boys encounter a dangerous event, the reader will cringe at how horrific of an experience they had, especially at such a young age. Because of the war conflict the boys were separated and then reunited many times. There heartfelt story tells war from the side of the children, the innocent, who had no say in the war plaguing their lives. They could only fight for their survival and hope to God that their lives would turn for the better. 

TOW #7 - "A Sweet Devouring"

By Eudora Welty

     In "A Sweet Devouring," author Eudora Welty focuses on her various romances with books that she first developed in her kitchen room. After her first encounter with Five Little Peppers, Welty cannot help but ask her mother whether her family was rich or poor; she was dying to hear that they were poor. Immensely fascinated with the main character Poppy, her greatest desire was to bake "a cake in a stove with a hole in it" (246) and channel her inner Poppy. This character played a big role in driving her literary tastes, because after reading about the troublemaker Poppy she concludes that "trouble, (was) the backbone of literature (and)...the original property of the fairy tale" (246). Welty grows her obsession with such books until "Snap" (246), she had finished all the books on the shelf. 

     Welty, in the early stages of reading, did not know what she liked. All she knew was the "pleasures of reading itself" (247). There were so many books that she could not have or did not know existed that for a long time, she could not find books that fit her taste and had meaning. When she discovers series books, she feels as though she had been saved. If she could not find quality, she could at least have quantity. As she begins her rampage of book reading, she would often make two trips in a single day, "running back [to the library] with any book on the same day [she] took it out" (247). Come Christmas time and she purchases the false "Camp Fire Girls" series, Welty is neither fascinated nor brought to a pause. Although she always loved the opportunity to read a new book, at this point all she wanted from her books was to "have ten to read at one blow" (250). She had begun to lost sight of the initial attraction that sparked her romance with books, and when she realized this growing disinterest, she wonders if it is "a flaw of the heart" or if she had simply grown "tired of not having any taste" (250). 

     Just when she feels lost in her world of books, she returns to her home and finds "Mark Twain -- twenty-four volumes, not a series, and good all the way through" (251). She had come back to the roots, the source, of where her love of literature had started, and the spark had been reignited. She could once again bask in the beauty of literature. Her journey to reach this state of mind had surely been "a sweet devouring."